MY MUM GOT ME AND MY WIFE WILMA - "FRED AND WILMA" - GET IT ?
THAT WAS ABOUT NINE YEARS
AGO (2003). WE LIVED IN A TENEMENT FLAT IN GLASGOW, TWO STORIES UP, SO WE DIDN'T GET OUT AT ALL.
NOTHING MUCH TO DO; SO MAYBE THATS WHY WE HAD A LITTER OF THREE BEAUTIFUL KITTENS SHORTLY AFTER WE
CAME TO LIVE WITH MY MUM. (SEE HERE) WILMA AND I LIVED VERY HAPPILY WITH MY MUM AND HER PARTNER WHO
BECAME OUR DAD AND WHO PLAYED WITH US A LOT AND TEASED US ALL THE TIME. WE HAD GREAT FUN.
VERY SADLY WILMA GOT SICK AND DIED AND I WAS ON MY OWN WITH MY MUM AND DAD,
IT WAS O.K.
THEY LOVED ME AND SPOILED ME ROTTEN AND ALTHOUGH I STILL MISSED WILMA I
WAS FINE.
THEN MY MUM DECIDED TO BECOME A NURSE; SO GAVE UP HER JOB, WENT BACK TO
COLLEGE, THEN
UNIVERSITY, GOT HER DEGREE (I'VE GOT A CLEVER MUM), AND GOT A JOB ON THIS
BEAUTIFUL ISLAND.
THIS IS WHERE MY GRANNY COMES INTO THE STORY.
AFTER A WHILE SHE CAME TO THIS LOVELY ISLAND AS WELL AND I CAME WITH
HER!
NOW, FROM BEING A CAT WHO HAD NEVER BEEN OUT, I AM NOW NEVER IN. I JUST
LOVE IT HERE.
MY GRANNY WROTE A POEM ABOUT ME ALL ABOUT HOW I HAVE CHANGED SINCE I CAME
HERE (SEE HERE)
THIS ALL HAPPENED A WHILE A GO , WE'RE HERE NEARLY A YEAR NOW AND I HAVE
ESTABLISHED MYSELF
NOW. I AM THE CAT.
I BRING MY GRANNY LOVELY PRESENTS EVERY DAY AND I KNOW SHE LIKES THE RATS
THE BEST.!
I'M AWAY OUT NOW TO GET HER ANOTHER ONE!
SEE YA ! Fred.
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